Top Ten Things That Sound Cool When Spoken By A Giant Robot presented by Optimus Prime
10. "Jergens Lotion leaves my hands silky smooth"
9. "Do you have these khakis in a size 114?"
8. "My perfect night involves a pint of Haagen-Dazs and season three of 'Sex and the City'"
7. "Man, do I love me some 'taters"
6. "It was so hot in Central Park today, I saw a squirrel rubbing sunblock on his nuts"
5. "You seemed a little pitchy, dawg"
4. "Brody Jenner has added you as a friend on Facebook"
3. "Live from New York...it's Saturday Night Live"
2. "My parents wanted me to be a rabbi"
1. "All the slammin' shorties in the house say 'Yeah!'"
