I want to start a new bit of office lingo around here, a new codeword for a particular piece of equipment: the "Bottled Tongue."
An example is here, being a bottle that you fill with water and use to moisten and seal lots of envelopes.
You obviously shouldn't use your real tongue to lick and seal the huge number of large envelopes that a tax firm sends out every day this time of year, so you use the Bottled Tongue.
